18 gånger tjejer har satt ord på exakt hur vi känner kring att dejta (SÅ KUL!)

1. Vi vet att vi är fabulous.

   

2. Seriöst drömdejt?!

   sat next to a guy on the subway who didn’t manspread at all & just quietly read his book. best date ever

   — keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) 25 augusti 2015

3. Strategi – visa dig från din sämsta sida.

   when u start dating someone the impulse is 2 show them ur best self. dont. turn up 2 that 1st date on fire. if u cant handle me on fire etc.

   — beth (@imteddybless) 23 mars 2016

4. Pizza > dejt.

   [first date]
   Him: You’re amazing! I’m having a great time!
   Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.

   — ? (@Sassafrantz) 15 maj 2016

5. Det tar ett tag att lära känna en person.

   Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don’t like them

   — AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) 17 september 2013

6. När man är trött på dejten innan den har hunnit börja.

   DATE: um, hi nice to meet y-
   ME: *muffled by my jousting helmet* you are a small and weak man

   — madeleine sweet (@madeleinesweet) 27 februari 2015

7. Ibland vill man bara äta brödpinnar utan att behöva gå på dejt samtidigt.

   honestly the assumption that you have to go on a date to have a handbag stuffed with breadsticks is very toxic & exlusionary to me

   — Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) 6 augusti 2015

8. Kan man få både och?

   DATING PROFILE: i want someone with the grim conviction of a detective solving the murder at the end of the episode but goofy too, ya know?

   — Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) 30 maj 2016

9. Alla knep är värda att testas osv.

   Dating Tip: stare at your phone willing them to text you until your resentment grows to such a point that you never want to see them again!

   — ktkins (@voldemortsbicep) 30 augusti 2016

10. Obekväm tystnad eller skön tystnad?

    sometimes I just say really boring things to the guy im dating to make sure we are still on speaking terms after a couple minutes of silence

    — Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) 14 juli 2016

11. För den som känner sig ensam.

    DATING TIP: If you fill up a backpack with hot bread and wear it to bed it feels like spooning

    — Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) 27 september 2015

12. Typ som att överdriva om sitt CV på jobbintervjun…

    First date

    Him: What do you do?

    Me [pulls out a Victoria’s Secret catalog that I’ve clearly glued photos of my face into]

    ”I’m a model.”

    — Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) 28 oktober 2015

13. Man får sätta sina egna regler.

    In relationships, I’m an old-fashioned kind of girl. When I’m having sex on the first date, I only do it by candlelight.

    — Megan Amram (@meganamram) 24 augusti 2011

14. Crazy catlady?

    5 Ways To Tell If You’re Dating a Real Man

    1 Is he strong
    2 Is he soft
    3 Is he agile
    4 Does he leave hair on your bed
    5 You’re dating a cat

    — maura quint (@behindyourback) 30 december 2015

15. Alla gillar väl makaron-konst?

    [first date]

    I just love that you are a normal, cool girl.

    *subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair*

    -Yeah, totally.

    — molly (@MollySneed) 17 april 2015

16. När man inte orkar anstränga sig.

    I don’t use social media or apps to date because I’m in my 30s and I prefer meeting men the old fashioned way: never.

    — Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) 17 juni 2016

17. Bra raggningsreplik ändå.

    Trying to flirt? I can help. I know all the best compliments. Like this one: ”you have very healthy pink gums” That one is yours free.

    — Jess (@jessokfine) 16 oktober 2016

18. När inget går din väg.

    

Tack Buzzfeed för inspo!